10 things i hate about the VMA's

After a highly stressful week of republican candidates invading my personal space...(aka Cedarburg), not to mention now working on Saturdays thanks to a wench who walked off the job..... I have mistakenly decided to spend my Sunday evening watching the Mtv Music Video Awards..... and proceeded to have my musical soul systematically gutted. Where have all the Bowie songs gone, long time passing. Bob Dylan? Bob Marley....oh i don't know music that didn't sound like a cow have sex with a monkey on crack (that's right i went there, rhianna can kiss my ass). I weep for our musical future my friends....because the road ahead looks long and bleak. There for here are the top 10 things i hated most about the VMA awards.....

1) The british comedian Russel Brand who apparently thinks he is the funniest thing since Eddie Izzard started wearing lipstick....well let me tell you HE NOT FUNNY....actually i am fairly certain that he is winging the entire thing, because he tends to ramble quite a bit..... so awkward particularly when he started making jokes about Sarah Palen's 17 year old daughter's boyfriends, which nobody found funny and thus politely chuckled....because nothing is funnier than a knocked up teenager.

2)Britney spears pity award

3) Britney Spears thanking God.....for her pity award

4) Chris Brown thanking God....

5) THE FREAKING PUSSYCAT DOLLS....thanking God....

6) the jonas brothers trying to rip off their shirts

7) the presenters constantly comparing the crap nominated to those who originally won the awards ( like David Bowie)....

8) Miley Cyrus singing Bon Jovi. Newflash kids: Mixing Two things that weren't that great together begin with makes those things even WORSE. I AM TALKING EAR WRENCHING PEOPLE.

9) let think RHIANNA....*shudders*..

10)....i didn't even get this far because I TURNED THIS CRAP OFF

now i am going to bed to weep for mankind.