Grammatical reality and coffee dreams........

Well dear friends-
here's to another exciting blog entry and new chance to create some masterful spelling and grammar errors. I was reading through my last blog and realize just how unproof-read most of my blogs are. If I had the time and inclination....hmmm...Well lets just make that if I actually even cared about the whole spelling thing...Which I most decidedly do not...They would be impeccable entries. However I am a slacker and keeping with a well honored tradition of half-assing most of my entries, I refuse to fix it. On to more important insights....

I have it. Possibly the best and most important buy of my college career. How I have survived without possessing a great and wondrous invention of this caliber I do not know. Bless you mother for that Kohls gift card. Upon the eve that is know to many as Midnight Madness, I discovered the a form of the most perfect beauty and splendor that I was put into a state of awe....Yes my friends....I now am in possession of the 12-Cup, Heritage Red, Programmable Coffeemaker - FTX27, the finest coffeemaker that money can buy...

...hmm...Make that a 25$ gift card, a ten dollar bill, minus 50% off the original price, additional 10% off of the new price for applying for a Kohl's credit Card and the final another 5% off of that price for being instantly approved....

However this masterful invention truly is a wonder....Just take a gander at all these spiffy extras!
-Note that gorgeous...stainless Steel Design (apparently it supposed to compliment today's kitchen trends...At least that's what the box said...)
-Wonder also at the Pause 'n Serve feature that lets you pour a cup of coffee while the coffeemaker is still brewing .....(hey you have to understand that not only am I a coffee addict, I am an impatient coffee addict)
-Removable Filter Basket lifts out of Brew Basket for fast and easy filling and cleaning (which makes for a tastier cup of coffee!)..
-2-hour Auto Shut-Off keeps your coffee warm for 2 hours and then automatically shuts off (this was a problem that I had with simply going out to the nearest starbucks establishment and buying a cup o' java...It gets cold so fast but now with the wonders of technology I don't have to walk the five feet to the microwave and heat to heat it up)
-Delay Brew allows you to set your coffeemaker up to 24 hours in advance to begin brewing at a specific time (so I can wake up to the sultry aroma of the heavens....)
-Fresh BrewTM Timer lets you know how long your coffee has been waiting for you (it beeps hah ah hahahaahha....cough...well...i thought it was funny....)
-Brew Strength Selector lets you choose to make your coffee stronger (always good....coffee isn't coffee unless it adheres to your finger)
-Adjustable Temperature Warmer Plate lets you decide how hot you want to keep your coffee
-Dual Water Windows show the amount of water in the reservoir for accurate filling
-Audible Ready Signals alert you when the coffeemaker has finished the brewing or cleaning -cycle Cord Storage safely stores excess cord to keep your countertops neat
-Water Filtration removes up to 97% of chlorine for better tasting coffee

wooo what a mouthful....however extremely exciting particularly when one takes in my super nifty Mr. Coffee delux Black 4.5oz Burr Mill - BMX3 coffee grinder....with a 12 Cup flexible dial timer, auto off timer, 16 different grind settings (from fine to coarse) , Whole bean storage - with this nifty sealed grinding container keeps wholebeans fresh, Removable ground coffee container
Hidden cord storage, Hopper lid safety switch to stop grinding operations if the lid is opened
Easily accessible, clearly marked START and CANCEL buttons and Auto shut-off...now how cool is that.

I think i may be in seven heaven (this of course is not referring to that nauseating tv show....but a state of true euphoria ...)...the addiction continues.....



oh just FYI ....It has come to my attention (as taken from Mr. John Henry Adams Blog) that John (one of my friends from CMRS) has my old room. Ha ...that is all I am going to say. I salute thee, here's to not sleeping through the night and being disturbed by loud drunken revelry throughout all hours of the day. I hope you enjoy it John.....